iamwizz: The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
saturgay: making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
Guest: where's your daughter?
Dad: oh, she's in her room. she won't come out unless you bring food or band members.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not in front of me